As the year draws to a close—if you can believe that—now is the ideal moment to reflect on a few of the 2023 fashion trends.
Reddit user u/ForbiddenCandyxx recently asked about trends that people can’t stand, and there were a ton of opinions on this one! Here are some of the top-voted responses:
Note: Just because something is listed here doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with it! If you love one of these trends, keep on rocking it!
1. “Fake nails are too long. With two inches of clicky, clacky plastic on your fingertips, how are you ever supposed to function? Isn’t it going to make everything 100 times more difficult? Sandwich eating? Taking a car ride? Extracting your phone from your handbag? Binding your footwear? Grabbed a spoon? Do a doorknob turn? A sneeze?
Fake nails, with their extravagant length of two inches, present a peculiar challenge to daily functionality. The clicky, clacky plastic extensions on one’s fingertips seem to defy practicality at every turn. Simple tasks, such as enjoying a sandwich or embarking on a car ride, become seemingly monumental feats. The quest to extract one’s phone from a handbag becomes a delicate dance, and binding footwear feels like navigating an obstacle course. Even the mundane act of grabbing a spoon or turning a doorknob takes on an unexpected level of complexity. The exaggerated length of these artificial nails transforms the ordinary into a spectacle, prompting one to ponder: is the allure of aesthetic enhancement worth the trade-off in practicality? As a sneeze approaches, the potential hazards of these flamboyant adornments become all too apparent, leaving one to navigate daily life with a heightened sense of caution.
2. “Those fake eyelashes that make you look like you’re two blinks away from flying off.”
“Or like they have tarantulas flailing on their eyelids.”
Ah, the enchanting world of fake eyelashes, where the line between glamour and impending takeoff seems surprisingly thin. These fluttery extensions, poised delicately on the lash line, have a transformative power that can’t be denied. Yet, there’s a fine line between enhancing one’s gaze and looking like you’re on the verge of a majestic lift-off with just a couple of blinks. The exaggerated length and volume of these lashes give an illusion of perpetual readiness for flight, as if a mere flutter could defy gravity. While some may revel in the drama of these feathery embellishments, others might wonder if they come with a built-in wind resistance test. After all, navigating the world with eyelashes that could rival a butterfly’s wings requires a certain level of poise and perhaps a mental checklist for potential aerodynamic challenges. So, the next time you blink, be prepared for the sensation of almost taking flight—fake lashes and all.
“Leggings that wrinkle into the butt crack with a scrunched-up appearance. All it appears to be is the contour of an odd butthole. ????”
“THIS. OMG, it is f*cking ridiculous looking.”—u/orangeautumntrees“Back in my day, having a wedgie was not a flex. That’s all I’ma say about that.”—u/superlitwriter
Ah, the sartorial struggle of leggings that seem to have a mind of their own, orchestrating an unintentional wrinkle symphony that ends up in the depths of the butt crack. The result? A scrunched-up appearance that, to the untrained eye, might resemble the contour of a rather peculiar butthole. It’s a fashion faux pas that elicits both discomfort and a chuckle, leaving one to ponder the cosmic irony of fabric choosing the most awkward path to follow. As you navigate the day, these rebellious leggings turn each step into a dance of readjustment, a delicate choreography of fabric and anatomy. In the pursuit of comfort, one might unintentionally find themselves unintentionally showcasing an unexpected fashion statement. The lesson here is clear: sometimes, even the most reliable wardrobe staples can lead to a comedic twist in the plot of daily life. ????
4.”Those underwear pieces that cover your hips and butt crack.” provoking.”
“The bathing suit bottoms were the absolute worst this year. It was nearly impossible to find anything that wasn’t ‘cheeky.'”
Ah, the enigma of underwear pieces that straddle the delicate territory between hips and butt crack, leaving just enough to the imagination—or, depending on your perspective, just enough to provoke a raised eyebrow. These daring undergarments seem to defy the conventional boundaries of coverage, toeing the line between cheeky and provocatively bold. The intentional exposure of hips and the strategic placement over the butt crack add an element of allure that’s hard to ignore. It’s as if these undergarments have embarked on a mission to challenge the status quo of modesty, inviting a second glance and perhaps a lingering thought about the artful balance between sensuality and restraint. For those who dare to wear them, it’s a statement that speaks volumes without saying a word, a silent provocation in the realm of intimate apparel.
5. “Trainers have incredibly thick, malformed soles that are hideous and clumsy. They appear to be intentionally as unattractive as possible.”
“I love platform shoes, but the misshapen soles kill me. Just let them be the same size as the rest of the shoe!”
The curious case of trainers with horrifyingly large, deformed soles is a spectacle that raises eyebrows and prompts a pondering gaze. It’s almost as if these footwear wonders have embraced an intentional mission to be as awkward and unsightly as possible. The exaggerated proportions of the soles transcend practicality, venturing into the realm of avant-garde aesthetics. One can’t help but wonder if there’s a secret competition among shoe designers to create the most peculiar sole, pushing the boundaries of fashion in the process. As these shoes hit the streets, they become a visual paradox—clunky yet somehow trendy, awkward yet oddly appealing to those with a taste for the unconventional. It’s a reminder that in the world of fashion, the line between style and eccentricity can be as blurry as those deformed soles themselves. After all, perhaps the allure lies in the audacious embrace of the peculiar and the rejection of conventional norms.
6. “Down-rise trousers. I’m all for people dressing however they choose, but if you’re in the medium or larger range, they may be really difficult to wear and nearly always fall down or show butt crack, which can alter how your shirts fall. All for the sake of appearing to have an incredibly lengthy torso? Thank you, but no.”
“I was a teen in the early 2000s. Never again.”
“I will die before I wear anything low-rise ever again.”
Ah, the perplexing world of down-rise trousers—a sartorial choice that, while championing individual expression, often comes with its fair share of challenges, especially for those in the medium or larger range. The precarious balance between style and functionality becomes evident as these trousers seem to have a rebellious streak, threatening to make an unexpected descent at any given moment. The struggle to keep them in place becomes a daily wrestling match, with the added risk of inadvertently showcasing a bit more than intended in the form of an unwelcome butt crack appearance. The pursuit of an illusionary elongated torso suddenly turns into a high-stakes game of fashion roulette. While the desire for a striking aesthetic is admirable, the practicality of down-rise trousers for those outside the slender spectrum may leave one questioning the lengths (or rather, the lows) they are willing to go for the sake of style. After all, a wardrobe malfunction shouldn’t be the price to pay for appearing to have an incredibly lengthy torso. Thank you, but perhaps it’s time for a more secure style investment.
7. “When a guy doesn’t have socks and sports a suit or stylish pair of slacks that bares their ankles. It bewilders me.
The perplexing trend of guys ditching socks while donning a suit or a stylish pair of slacks, leaving their ankles exposed, is a fashion enigma that never fails to bewilder. It’s as if the concept of hosiery has been tossed out the window in the pursuit of a breezy, ankle-baring elegance. While some may argue it’s a bold move in the name of modern minimalism, others find themselves pondering the practicality of exposing one’s ankles in the often unpredictable realms of weather and formal attire. The traditionalist in me can’t help but raise an eyebrow at this ankle-centric rebellion, wondering if a pair of socks isn’t the unsung hero that completes the ensemble. After all, is it truly fashion-forward, or are we witnessing a sartorial oversight that leaves ankles feeling a bit too exposed for comfort? The debate between style and sensible sock choices continues, leaving us to ponder the mysteries of ankle exposure in the world of men’s fashion.
8. “The literally 75% of summer dresses you can’t wear any sort of bra with.”
“Or the fact that 90% of them can’t be worn by anyone with big boobs in general. ????????”
Ah, the quintessential dilemma of summer dresses—those lovely, breezy garments that seem to make a pact with the wind but often leave little room for a reliable bra companion. It’s a conundrum that nearly 75% of these dresses present, as if the designers collectively decided that undergarment support is an optional luxury. The delicate spaghetti straps, intricate back designs, and plunging necklines create a visual symphony, but when it comes to practicality, the question of “What bra do I wear with this?” becomes a recurring puzzle. As you stand in front of the mirror, contemplating the sheer impossibility of finding a suitable undergarment without ruining the aesthetic, you can’t help but wonder if this is a subtle invitation to embrace the liberation of going braless or a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. The struggle to strike a balance between style and support in the realm of summer dresses is, indeed, a tale as old as time—well, at least as old as summer fashion itself.
9. “The eyebrows fluttered up. Very strange-looking.”
“Laminated brows look very strange. I think that’s one we’ll look back on in 10 years and cringe at.”
10. “Skirts with long denim. I have no idea why they are so in right now. Not at all flattering.”
The current trend of skirts paired with long denim has left many scratching their heads, myself included. It’s a perplexing fashion choice that seems to defy the conventional rules of flattering silhouettes. The fusion of the flowy elegance of a skirt with the sturdy, sometimes bulky presence of denim creates a visual contradiction that challenges the norms of aesthetic harmony. Instead of accentuating the curves or creating a streamlined look, these hybrids often leave one wondering about the intended fashion statement. Perhaps it’s an attempt to blend the casual with the chic, but the execution can be a tricky tightrope walk between fashion-forward and frumpy. As the trend gains momentum, one can’t help but ponder the allure of skirts with long denim—whether it’s a bold expression of individual style or a head-scratching moment in the ever-evolving landscape of fashion.
11. “Beanies as a fashion statement are beyond me. Beanies f*ck yeah, if it’s chilly. But with half of it hanging over the back of your head in the height of summer? I don’t understand.
Ah, the curious case of beanies as a fashion statement—an enigma that transcends the realms of practicality, especially when the scorching heat of summer is at its peak. The traditional purpose of a beanie, to keep one’s head warm in chilly weather, seems to be cast aside in favor of a bold aesthetic statement. It’s as if these head-hugging accessories have decided to rebel against their seasonal calling, with half of them defiantly hanging over the back of heads like a sartorial afterthought. The juxtaposition of a cozy beanie against the backdrop of summer rays leaves me perplexed. Is it a fearless fashion choice or an unintentional sauna for the scalp? The contradiction between the intended warmth of a beanie and the heat of summer creates a visual paradox that requires a certain level of fashion bravery to fully embrace. As the beanie takes its stand as a year-round style staple, one can’t help but marvel at the audacity of this headwear rebellion.
12. “I’m just relieved that Target has at last ceased carrying those strange pioneer-woman outfits, which they carried until 2020. Those made me think that the fashion industry was about to collapse, and I was like, “Well, I guess society had a good run.” I guess I’m going to spend the rest of my days in my bunker.”
“You may get some funny pictures by searching for “Target prairie dress photoshoot” on Google; I’ve never seen a regular person wearing those gowns. These humorous people probably made up 99 percent of the money made from these gowns.”
13. “Those clear glasses frames that look like safety glasses.”
Ah, the trend of clear glasses frames that channel the essence of safety glasses—a perplexing choice that blurs the lines between fashion and function. It’s as if the eyewear industry decided to give everyday spectacles a safety-conscious makeover, transforming them into a peculiar fashion statement. The crystal-clear frames, reminiscent of safety gear, leave one wondering if it’s an attempt to make a bold statement or a subtle nod to the importance of eye protection in everyday life. As you see these frames adorning faces like avant-garde accessories, you can’t help but ponder the fine line between fashion-forward and the accidental cosplay of a construction worker. Whether it’s a calculated style choice or a fashion trend that caught us all by surprise, the clear glasses frames with a safety glasses vibe continue to add an element of intrigue to the ever-evolving landscape of eyewear fashion.
14. “Jeans with holes in them, especially those that pretty much show your entire leg and look like you are wearing rags.”
“I would worry that they would be discovered. or just rip while I was seated, and I would have my crotch or ass exposed. Whenever I witness someone wearing them, I genuinely think that.”
15. “Beige leggings.”
“Those leggings that cause you to look twice at certain individuals. Like, why are they gassing up like Winnie the Pooh?”
16. “Fake pockets and zippers.”
“Doing phony pocket sewing is pointless. At that time, just create a real pocket.”
17. “I think it’s a bad idea for men to wear suits that are cut too ‘ skinny,’ making them appear slightly too small.” Particularly the trousers.
It takes me back to Sundays when I went to church in my suit during my adolescent growth spurt. (Until I had finished growing up, my parents didn’t want to spend money on a new suit. I don’t blame them.)”
18. It takes me back to Sundays when I went to church in my suit during my adolescent growth spurt. (Until I had finished growing up, my parents didn’t want to spend money on a new suit. I don’t blame them.)”
“I don’t see how useful they are! I’ll notice a cropped sweater that I think is really lovely and wonder what circumstance will make me cold enough to need a sweater but warm enough to wear my midriff naked.”
“I’m so sick of going to try on a shirt or jacket only to realize they didn’t include the bottom half.”
Any fashion trends that you’re not a big fan of? LMK in the comments below!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
